Studying to be a professional dancer/choreographer - seriously!
Pitz debut:
On and off guest appearances since about 1999.
Appearances:
20-30.
Player idol:
Marot Fontain/Wayne Sleep/Lionel Blair.
Playing style:
The fitest man on show when he plays. Iain can run all day (and all of the night
Ahhh the Kinks!!). Good all round ability. The problems arise in Iain's game due to
utter frustration when things dont go right for him - he even gave up squash because
of this. He is also the only man on a football field that I have encountered that
smells of Calvin Klein's Obsession - slightly worrying. Tends to give himself
a harder time than his team mates with the side effects of manic depression rampant
valium/lithium abuse and long term counselling.
Shots on goal:
48.
Shots on target:
23.
Goals:
17.
Career highlight:
A promising dancing career nearly never happened due to Iain trying to leap
all the stairs at the QM Union one night when we were very drunk. The resultant
injury required key-hole surgery. That should have been an end to the matter but
unfortunately due to carpet burns on the knee and a subsequent infection
his career as Clydebank's Wayne Sleep nearly never happened.
